IN THE UPSIDE DOWN

Warning! This text is written in Calilbri font, recently considered DEI (a “diversity, equity, and inclusion” font.)  Thank you, Marco Rubio.

 

The Upside Down

 Are we great?  Or are we great! (or great!!!!!)

“There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me!  My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best.  I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an ‘aura’ around the United States of America that has led every country in the world to respect us more than ever before.”

 

––Recent Truth Social Post by Our Great Leader

Our 'aura' is great!

 

We are admitting refugees!  Contrary to what some are saying.  Poor oppressed white people from South Africa, for example, are finding refuge in our country.  We are making room for them by ridding ourselves of other people who are different from the poor oppressed white people from South Africa.  We are also welcoming immigrants who will be successful here because they have been successful elsewhere, proof of which will be their Golden Ticket of only $100K for admission. 

 

We are cleaning up our language so that people who look like the same sort of people who belong here (see above) will feel comfortable speaking and writing and reading.  We want everyone to feel comfortable.  This means eliminating the use of such upsetting or annoying words like the following: Equity, gender, racism, DEI–initials like LGBTQ count too– diversity, exclusion, marginalized, transgender, and more of that sort of thing that no one wants to hear about.  Terms like these make many people squirm, and squirming is uncomfortable.  There are 197 term listed by Forbes that “may trigger review of NIH, NSF grant proposals,” terribly helpful if you happen to be preparing one of those.

 

People are being safeguarded from the evils of drugs.  This is being accomplished by blowing up small boats carrying drugs (and their narcoterrorist occupants, obviously) headed from Venezuela to our mainland 1,200 or so miles away to corrupt our innocent citizens.  (One such blowing up of a small, obviously Venezuelan, boat occurred on the Pacific side, but the explanation for this must surely be that it went through the Panama Canal.)  Drugs, it appears do not have other sources, contrary to thoughts one might conjure up when looking at maps.

 

Wars are ending!  (I have lost count of the number, but it is large.)  Except for skirmishes here and there the war in Gaza is over and everyone will soon be happy (perhaps not just yet, but soon), and, except for minor incididents between Congo and Rwanda, Cambodia and Thailand, et al, and Russia and Ukraine (that one soon to be ended the very moment stubborn Ukraine accepts the Russian plan!), all is going well.  Most of this is happening in second rate countries far away of course, so no skin off our backs.  Except maybe for Venezuela which is closer, but should it need doing, we know how to do leadership change.  (See Iraq.)

 

Our health is important, not just to ourselves (obviously!) but to those who serve our Great Leader, like RFK.  This is why it is suggested that we trust our own personal knowledge of science, regardless of whether or not we have our own personal expertise because we know where to search for that kind of information(the internet, obviously), and listening to other who share our concerns and/or our politics. This is crucial as vaccines ostensibly made to prevent diseases are of course untrustworthy. We are each of us our own temples of health.  Our Great Leader knows about health.  His own, for sure.

 

“I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks––Some have even said they have neer seen such Strong Results.  I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country.  In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is knows as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know.  I have been told that few people have been able to ‘ace’ this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all.”

––Recent Truth Social Post by our Great Leader

 

Parenthetically I must say, his capitalization of individual words–mostly nouns although verbs and adverbs are occasionally thrown in as well–bring to mind the German language’s capitalization of nouns.  Perhaps he identifies with some German ways of doing things. 

 

Our “environment” (not a good word to use, but okay I think in this context) is doing perfectly well without our getting all upset about it, and it isn’t healthy to be upset.  “Climate change” (again, an okay phrase in this context) is clearly not going to ruin anything we care about.  We should feel comfortable.  There is plenty of oil, and who knows, we might even get more from Venezuela depending upon how all that goes.  Weather obviously changes all the time anyway. Places flood and then they dry up and we are left with drought.  It had been this way since the beginning of everything.  Noah experienced major flooding, after all. Life goes on.

 

Thank you for your attention to this matter.